jessy we have to fucking!!!!!!

i have the opposite of charisma my presence makes people ill at ease and uncomfortable 

daddy bong legs

I hate when my microwave gets to the scary part

this is my villain origin story

A bunch of bones Clang Clang Clanging in the Italian countryside

shrieking.

its so wild to me that the medici family still exists. motherfuckers are old money

people on twitter are like "you have generational wealth if your parents buy you groceries" meanwhile these bitches are living in beverly hills mansions bought with their great great great grandpappys investment banking money from 1378

Imagine having an ancestor who's playable in civ

imagine having an ancestor who gets killed in an assasains creed game